This morning in Sunday School, the Temple Teens instituted the No Taco Left Behind Act, NTBL for short.
In a world where tacos are mistreated, abused, and neglected, the NTLB was established to protect the welfare of innocent tacos everywhere. It is their right to be layered high with cheese and lettuce, it is their right to be consumed while leaving your hand dripping with the delicious juice of the taco’s goodness. It is, then, our duty to see that no taco’s potential goes unfulfilled, no tortilla shell left empty, no stomach left unsatisfied.
To begin this initiative, we will be going to the Sudlow’s house after the evening service until 8:30pm to consume large quantities of tacos, fellowship, and play games. If you, as a teenager, or your parents would like to join us, simply meet at church this evening at 6:00pm for Temple’s evening service.
Join us and help a taco near you reach it’s full potential.
Until All Have Been Consumed,
Pete Sudlow
President of the No Taco Left Behind Movement
(No Taco Left Behind is not actually an act or movement – I just thought it would be a funny name and a good way to get our
teens excited about our activity.)
(No tacos were harmed in the making of this post.)
